So long

I should never have taken that poop in the Producer’s parking stall. Plus the way his wife was eyeballing my junk I think he might get jealous. So tonight Parks and Rec is killing me off. I can only hope I go with dignity.

PS. I really awasomesauced this gig.

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10 Responses to So long

  1. kim says:

    R.I.P. lil sebastian!!! you were the best miniature horse ever :(

  2. He6emon says:

    Aw, NO! R.I.P. Li’l Sebastian! You WILL be missed!!!

  3. pandrfan says:

    You’ll be missed, little buddy. But, gee, your memorial was one of the funniest episodes of P & R. No disrespect, dude.

  4. Jeff Ellis says:

    Why did Li’l Sebastian have to leave us so soon? He was small and his time on this earth was short. We are all the better from sharing a brief fleeting moment on this blue marble floating in space with this remarkable mini horse.

  5. Caroline S. says:

    RIP, li’l sebastian. You touched the hearts of thousands of overweight Pawneeans, and your legacy will truly last a lifetime. You’re 5000 candles in the wind.

  6. Milton Waddams says:

    RIP, Li’l Sebastian, I am going to miss you so much. You have changed my life in so many ways. You were the best damn mini horse any of us could have hoped for in this game of life. I hope that you are galloping around in heaven with all your friends. “Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian”

  7. Sophia M says:

    You will be missed, lil’ Sebastian! You may have been lil’, but your impact on Pawnee was definatly NOT lil’. RIP <3

  8. LIL’ SEBASTIAN, you are the champion of death, and we will miss your tremendous wang. Peace out, lil’ buddy.

  9. Diana says:

    Rest in peace, buddy. That was a kickass tribute.

  10. shel roth says:

    Still have not forgotten you, old friend. RIP

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