I should never have taken that poop in the Producer’s parking stall. Plus the way his wife was eyeballing my junk I think he might get jealous. So tonight Parks and Rec is killing me off. I can only hope I go with dignity.
PS. I really awasomesauced this gig.
My big entrance on Parks and Recreation. My tail goes up to the folks in makeup, they really did a bang-up job in making me look horse-like. (I hardly look like a Pony)
Just look at his reaction!
Hello, I’m Li’l Sebastian! I’m elderly and I am a mini horse. Everybody seem to really awesome sauce me.
As long as I have my diabetes medication I can appear at any festival. Just contact my handlers.